A salmon is the culprit? "By Cor! The one in pink, 'e dunnit! He was always a col', slimy bassert, tha' 'un!"
Looks like fast food is the only safe stuff left to eat. (Except Popeye's chicken samwitches, which a community activist is liable to kill you for.)
Don't you be talkin' smack about Popeyes. We're gonna' have a problem if'n you do.