THERE IS NO GODDAMN LETTUCE IN GREEK SALAD!
How can I make this clear. Greek salad is composed of roughly equal parts cucumber, tomato, green pepper and onion. There is no f*cking lettuce within a kilometer of it. Upon this mixture of vegetables is doused a vinigarette based dressing which is roughly 60 percent olive oil and 40 percent vinegar and other spices and condiments to your liking. 500 grams of feta cheese are cubed and mixed with the salad. A handful of (`handful' meaning at least 10 but probably less than 20) of black calamata olives are distrubuted on surface of salad. Eat. Why is it that in the grand city of Shanghai, at a so named `Greek Restaurant' for 80 kuai, I get a bowl of lettuce, one black olive and a few shavings of feta cheese? Query me that.