warmearnest wrote:
BauLuo wrote:
Giovanni Martini wrote:
warmearnest wrote:

尊敬的Giovanni martini先生您好:

Thanks 谢谢,

How can I say ? I often try use translator,I must admit that may I don’t know there is other translator and I don’t made to search other translator. and I don’t know how to use grammar is better,that may hardly to reading for you and other reader who may to reading. but which machine can express human truly deeply ... moods ...

我能说什么呢?我经常试着使用翻译软件,我必须承认我曾不知道有也没有搜索其它翻译软件。我不知道如何使用语法组织语言,那可能让您和可能读到的人感到难读,但能有哪个软件能表达人的真实的深情和心情...

For easy typewriting,still I use first person,

为了简单打字,我依然用第一人称,

(I don’t have mental question but I can’t support self more in so too hard and that is what ...I need help ,I already can’t inhibition too much—deeply affection and ...

我没有精神问题但我不能再支撑自己在如此困境中而且那是多么...我需要帮助,我已经不能太多地压抑我的深情和...

Thank you

谢谢您

My point was that there are so many machine translators out there, you need not waste your time translating like this.

The best machine translation, by far, is called DeepL ... you can find it if you look. Better than Google, better than Bing, better than Baidu. Generally turns Chinese into readable, mostly real English. English to Chinese I don't know well enough to determine. Usually I try and translate myself, but sometimes I am in a hurry.

尊敬的BauLuo先生您好

Thank you for your suggest.

谢谢您的建议.

...

Other :另外

Later I will don’t often look or (read)like before.

我将如同之前,不经常看或读。

about thanks and any I will don’t writing here maybe.

关于感谢和什么我将可能不再写到此处

Thank you

谢谢您

`suggest' is a verb. You can't thank me for a `suggest'. `Suggestion' is a noun. It means something that has been suggested. So you can thank me for my `suggestion'.

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

Giovanni Martini wrote:

Is Nali-ism some new religion? So Nali Patio is like Mecca for you people? Buildings get bulldozed every day in Beijing. What's this fixation with Nali? Your Mum clean floors their? Yer ne'er do well brother-in-law cruise the men's rooms turning a few kuai? I mean, really, I have lived in and around Beijing for two decades plus and have never met anyone who gave a red wet monkey's bung about Nali one way for the other. Maybe you're the landlord losing beau coup money?

I was recently baptised into Nali Patioism, and now you go slurring my religion. Ima gonna report you to the authorities.

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

BauLuo wrote:
Giovanni Martini wrote:
warmearnest wrote:

尊敬的Giovanni martini先生您好:

Thanks 谢谢,

How can I say ? I often try use translator,I must admit that may I don’t know there is other translator and I don’t made to search other translator. and I don’t know how to use grammar is better,that may hardly to reading for you and other reader who may to reading. but which machine can express human truly deeply ... moods ...

我能说什么呢?我经常试着使用翻译软件,我必须承认我曾不知道有也没有搜索其它翻译软件。我不知道如何使用语法组织语言,那可能让您和可能读到的人感到难读,但能有哪个软件能表达人的真实的深情和心情...

For easy typewriting,still I use first person,

为了简单打字,我依然用第一人称,

(I don’t have mental question but I can’t support self more in so too hard and that is what ...I need help ,I already can’t inhibition too much—deeply affection and ...

我没有精神问题但我不能再支撑自己在如此困境中而且那是多么...我需要帮助,我已经不能太多地压抑我的深情和...

Thank you

谢谢您

My point was that there are so many machine translators out there, you need not waste your time translating like this.

The best machine translation, by far, is called DeepL ... you can find it if you look. Better than Google, better than Bing, better than Baidu. Generally turns Chinese into readable, mostly real English. English to Chinese I don't know well enough to determine. Usually I try and translate myself, but sometimes I am in a hurry.

尊敬的BauLuo先生您好

Thank you for your suggest.

谢谢您的建议.

...

Other :另外

Later I will don’t often look or (read)like before.

我将如同之前,不经常看或读。

about thanks and any I will don’t writing here maybe.

关于感谢和什么我将可能不再写到此处

Thank you

谢谢您

BauLuo wrote:
Giovanni Martini wrote:
warmearnest wrote:

尊敬的Giovanni martini先生您好:

Thanks 谢谢,

How can I say ? I often try use translator,I must admit that may I don’t know there is other translator and I don’t made to search other translator. and I don’t know how to use grammar is better,that may hardly to reading for you and other reader who may to reading. but which machine can express human truly deeply ... moods ...

我能说什么呢?我经常试着使用翻译软件,我必须承认我曾不知道有也没有搜索其它翻译软件。我不知道如何使用语法组织语言,那可能让您和可能读到的人感到难读,但能有哪个软件能表达人的真实的深情和心情...

For easy typewriting,still I use first person,

为了简单打字,我依然用第一人称,

(I don’t have mental question but I can’t support self more in so too hard and that is what ...I need help ,I already can’t inhibition too much—deeply affection and ...

我没有精神问题但我不能再支撑自己在如此困境中而且那是多么...我需要帮助,我已经不能太多地压抑我的深情和...

Thank you

谢谢您

My point was that there are so many machine translators out there, you need not waste your time translating like this.

The best machine translation, by far, is called DeepL ... you can find it if you look. Better than Google, better than Bing, better than Baidu. Generally turns Chinese into readable, mostly real English. English to Chinese I don't know well enough to determine. Usually I try and translate myself, but sometimes I am in a hurry.

尊敬的BauLuo先生,

Thank you for your suggest.

谢谢您的建议.

...

Other :另外

Later I will don’t often look or (read)like before.

我将如同之前,不经常看或读。

about thanks and any I will don’t writing here maybe.

关于感谢和什么我将可能不再写到此处

Thank you

谢谢您

Giovanni Martini wrote:
warmearnest wrote:

尊敬的Giovanni martini先生您好:

Thanks 谢谢,

How can I say ? I often try use translator,I must admit that may I don’t know there is other translator and I don’t made to search other translator. and I don’t know how to use grammar is better,that may hardly to reading for you and other reader who may to reading. but which machine can express human truly deeply ... moods ...

我能说什么呢?我经常试着使用翻译软件,我必须承认我曾不知道有也没有搜索其它翻译软件。我不知道如何使用语法组织语言,那可能让您和可能读到的人感到难读,但能有哪个软件能表达人的真实的深情和心情...

For easy typewriting,still I use first person,

为了简单打字,我依然用第一人称,

(I don’t have mental question but I can’t support self more in so too hard and that is what ...I need help ,I already can’t inhibition too much—deeply affection and ...

我没有精神问题但我不能再支撑自己在如此困境中而且那是多么...我需要帮助,我已经不能太多地压抑我的深情和...

Thank you

谢谢您

My point was that there are so many machine translators out there, you need not waste your time translating like this.

尊敬的Giovanni Martini 先生您好:

Thank you for your suggest.

谢谢您的建议.

other: 另外

I read you was be threatened (that is because other misunderstood you or can’t better know each other?)

我读了您曾被威胁,(是否因为对方不了解您或互不了解对方?)

That must very very hard for days.

那一定是很非常的艰难的日夜。

...

Other :另外

Later I will don’t often look or (read)like before.

我将如同之前,不经常看或读。

about thanks and any I will don’t writing here maybe.

关于感谢和什么我将可能不再写到此处

Thank you

谢谢您

Giovanni Martini wrote:
BauLuo wrote:
sha? you on drugs or sometin?%F7WHQF
Giovanni Martini wrote:

I once had a friend who always said he tries to learn one new thing every day and that if we ever stopped learning we might as well give up and die. (UNQUOTE)

Pretty careless with other folks' lives, wasn't he? If I had a friend dropping thinly veiled threats like that, I'd take up learning Krav Maga and PPC (Practical Pistol Course.)

But seriously, it's ok---really---to begin an article without cliches about "Having a friend who..." and "...might as well give up and die." You left out alluding to how "crazy" life is, though. That and "the stress of..." Those are the mandated TBJ blog openings aren't they?.

Don't be such a meany to someone speaking in earnest.

I'm having my life threatened over not learning, and you stick up for Genocidal Jenny there? I shoulda known Canuckastan would start suborning forum-wide terrorism.

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

Giovanni Martini wrote:

I once had a friend who always said he tries to learn one new thing every day and that if we ever stopped learning we might as well give up and die. (UNQUOTE)

Pretty careless with other folks' lives, wasn't he? If I had a friend dropping thinly veiled threats like that, I'd take up learning Krav Maga and PPC (Practical Pistol Course.)

But seriously, it's ok---really---to begin an article without cliches about "Having a friend who..." and "...might as well give up and die." You left out alluding to how "crazy" life is, though. That and "the stress of..." Those are the mandated TBJ blog openings aren't they?.

Don't be such a meany to someone speaking in earnest.

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

Giovanni Martini wrote:
warmearnest wrote:

尊敬的Giovanni martini先生您好:

Thanks 谢谢,

How can I say ? I often try use translator,I must admit that may I don’t know there is other translator and I don’t made to search other translator. and I don’t know how to use grammar is better,that may hardly to reading for you and other reader who may to reading. but which machine can express human truly deeply ... moods ...

我能说什么呢?我经常试着使用翻译软件,我必须承认我曾不知道有也没有搜索其它翻译软件。我不知道如何使用语法组织语言,那可能让您和可能读到的人感到难读,但能有哪个软件能表达人的真实的深情和心情...

For easy typewriting,still I use first person,

为了简单打字,我依然用第一人称,

(I don’t have mental question but I can’t support self more in so too hard and that is what ...I need help ,I already can’t inhibition too much—deeply affection and ...

我没有精神问题但我不能再支撑自己在如此困境中而且那是多么...我需要帮助,我已经不能太多地压抑我的深情和...

Thank you

谢谢您

My point was that there are so many machine translators out there, you need not waste your time translating like this.

The best machine translation, by far, is called DeepL ... you can find it if you look. Better than Google, better than Bing, better than Baidu. Generally turns Chinese into readable, mostly real English. English to Chinese I don't know well enough to determine. Usually I try and translate myself, but sometimes I am in a hurry.

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

尊敬的Giovanni martini先生您好:

Thanks 谢谢,

How can I say ? I often try use translator,I must admit that may I don’t know there is other translator and I don’t made to search other translator. and I don’t know how to use grammar is better,that may hardly to reading for you and other reader who may to reading. but which machine can express human truly deeply ... moods ...

我能说什么呢?我经常试着使用翻译软件,我必须承认我曾不知道有也没有搜索其它翻译软件。我不知道如何使用语法组织语言,那可能让您和可能读到的人感到难读,但能有哪个软件能表达人的真实的深情和心情...

For easy typewriting,still I use first person,

为了简单打字,我依然用第一人称,

(I don’t have mental question but I can’t support self more in so too hard and that is what ...I need help ,I already can’t inhibition too much—deeply affection and ...

我没有精神问题但我不能再支撑自己在如此困境中而且那是多么...我需要帮助,我已经不能太多地压抑我的深情和...

Thank you

谢谢您

How are you , gentlemen and lovely madam,Would I can get a help answer? How ...?

您好,尊敬的先生和可爱的女士,我能得到您的答案吗?您能告诉我......好吗?

People often have different story,but only similar or same is — affection

人们经常有不同的故事,但只有情感是类似或一样的,

I have one want express here,for easy type words I use first person .

我有一个想说的,为了简单我用第一人称。

I knew self not perfect ,Could I chases good perfect affection? Can I do who shall is me or I want be a who is normal and common. even once i am how romantic or have few shortcomings. but I always try to do best in the helpless hard situation,

我知道自己不是完美的,我还能追求好的情感吗?我还能成为自己是谁吗?能成为想成为的普通的人吗?即便曾经我是多么罗曼蒂克和有几个缺点,但我经常做正确的自己即便在我处于无奈的不当中。

Why deeply affection and feeling be tormented in the long long long from long long long time maybe? even maybe people self don’t know that is ?

为什么很深的感情和感觉被折磨很长很长很长在可能很长很长很长的时间,甚至人们自己都不知道那是什么?

(other,for .... why misunderstood often happen? I know most people no this through and thoughts,no can understand why did or doubt or went or suddenly wrong behavior once.

(另外,话外,为什么误解经常会发生?我知道更多人没有这种经历与思想,不能理解为什么做或疑惑或因为原因离开(而非离开)或会忽然出现错的行为。

Digression and about meeting the topic :

about a doubt from a trip,Words not about trip or ... ,now I want say even trip too short and hurry,even doubt ,but a treasure from nature and grateful are in heart after thinking again again.and I am more concerning.and I more looked some virtue when I recall )

离题和关于与题相关:

关于一个旅行的疑惑,那词不是关于旅行或...,现在我想说即便旅行是多么匆忙,即便是疑惑,我依然有来自自然的珍惜和之后反复反省努力体会后的感谢,也增加了自己关心和牵挂,我也在回顾中看到一些优秀品质)

when a person seeking affection and help a person ...(this can’t about ...therefore a “friend ”shouldn’t worry,please be assured )

当一个人寻求情感和帮助一个人...(这不是关于...所以一个“朋友”不需要担忧,请放心)

but why still So hard? Even ...

为什么还是如此艰难?即便...

I from wasn’t seeking help’s inappropriate ,i have shortcomings,but I am want be good ,and do my best to did good even was not appropriate.

我来自曾经没有寻求帮助的不当,我有缺点,但我想坚持做正确的人,也在不当中尽力做好自己。

People get mature from different stumbling.

人们的成熟来自不同的磕磕绊绊

i came from rain.

我从雨中回来。

....

How to say those bitter painful abuse insult,how to balance...

如何说那些苦与辱?虐与耻?如何平衡那...?

i seeking helper,I seeking help who can help me on direction when I contradiction between ... I seeking is friend partner...

我寻求帮助者,我寻求帮助者谁能给那时处于...矛盾的我一个方向,我寻找的一个朋友式伴侣...

When I knew direction from bearing contradiction,when I need language helper ,when I need help... when I try help self and maybe help others .

yes,I have shortcomings on language (i insist to try learning but still, I can memorize affection but can’t memorize words,and often I more like to thinking how to do when I do work and alway into deeply struggle )

当我从矛盾的忍耐知道方向,当我需要一位语言帮助者,当我需要帮助...当我试着帮助自己和可能帮助别人.

是的,我有语言上学习上的缺点,(我坚持学习但没进步,我可以记住情感却记不住单词,而更多时间我经常思考如何做工作和一直也很深地陷入挣扎)

I must admit I don’t have high knowledge and social contact conventional thinking in many most people,plus I often consider for others in my situation therefore my thinking or behavior often be misunderstood .

我必须承认我没有高的知识和社交接触中的大多数人的惯性思维,加上我在自己处境中经常为别人考虑,所以我的思想及行为经常被误会。

I must admit my mom maybe misunderstood me, too. i love my mom,I want tell her I love her. And I need mom too.

我必须承认可能我的母亲对我也会误会,我爱我的妈妈,我想告诉她,我爱她,但我也需要母亲,

I often because a person or friends where they from,therefore my affection and friendly too deep,too more.

我经常因为一个人或朋友而尊敬其来自的地方,所以我的情感和友好太深太多.

What I want express? I want say,yes,

我想表达什么?是的

affection have many kind of ...but put many kind of into together no often.

情感有很多种,但很多种在一起却不常见

......

I think this one more years that I can’t good use my phone because it older,how I do? How I do? This hurry who can understand?

最近一年多我认为我不能较好使用我的手机因为手机旧了。也不能很好表达我的心情,我需要如何做,我应如何做?我应如何?谁能理解这份焦急?

My trip friends,please help me. i am no way can do,i am what hurry?

我旅行中的朋友请帮助我,我已经没有路可以做到,我是多么着急?

i what want tell my relatives support my affection

我多想告诉我的亲属们支持我的情感

I want want tell mom,please support me on my affection

我多想告诉母亲,请支持我的情感

I what hope who can let meeting again,

我多么希望有人可以让我们重逢

I what hope can

我多么希望可以

please help

请帮助

When a person thoughtful told me that want give me a number that I will can easily when after travel ...,In my heart,I what happy,but why I don’t answer on time,because I am in the thinking ...

当一个人体贴地想告诉我电话,让我以后旅行可以方便,在我的心里我多么高兴,但我没有及时回答,因为我在感谢和...

Please ,I beg ,this is ...who in the many torment and bearing,need your support whatever where from or friendly or not,please support who need help? Please I beg .please sent your help and support for human stronger affection. Please save and pardon and support maybe everyone need’

请,我祈求乞求,这是...在很多折磨和承受中,需要您不论是朋友或其他,请支持一个需要帮助的人,请,我乞求,请给予一份帮助支持给予人类的强烈的情感,请拯救和原谅及支持可能是每个人都需要的

please don’t ,don’t far where your like,your be good at ,don’t waste wisdom and strong abilities and ...

请不要,请不要远离您喜欢的,您擅长的,请不要浪费智慧和强大的那些能力及...

I be misunderstood too more and I can’t explain at here

我被误解太多我不能在这里解释

other,

One day,a comfort from a festival,that let me back and had feeling what was like,and after I did tried for seeking was feeling and also seeking...

另外,

一天,一点安慰曾来自一个活动,那让我回到曾经和喜欢的场合,之后我也曾在类似活动中寻找曾经感觉和也想寻找...

This is comfort emotion and relax tension for those who from or was to and local active.

这是给予来者或曾经外出的人一个安慰情绪和放松紧张及活跃当地气氛。

Yes,I am grateful,too . sustain my mental when I am in the hard situation and mental. even I don’t or can’t pay attention to reading any,even long time I don’t reading any,but look the words is a kind of comfort. Certainly maybe includes other moods.

是的,我也感谢。在艰难处境和艰难精神中支撑我精神。

即便我没有或不能注意力集中去读任何文章,甚至很长时间未曾读过任何,但是仅看字便已成为一种安慰和支撑。当然也可能会包括其它心情。

By here,was a “friend”,all say and all thanks in the before many mail... I am treasure...we are friend if,I hope “friend ”is friend. Was I knew your affection situation ,hope you did or do with who your love.

通过这,我一个曾经的“朋友”,所有说和所有感谢在之前的许多信件,如果我们是朋友我珍惜...,我希望“朋友”是朋友,曾经我知道您的情感状态,希望您得到您的所爱

...

Yes,I what hope I can talking with who I have lots and stronger affection and I need help

是的,我多么希望我能和我付出深深的情感交谈,与此同时我需要帮助

We need help

我们需要帮助

a person,a lady who need comfort ,understand ,support ,help,need pardon,need friends ,need guidance need please help me and my affection at.

一个人,一位需要安慰和需要理解需要支持帮助需要原谅,需要朋友,需要指导,需要帮助和帮助情感所在

Please,don’t let nearly way be extended in the less help.

请不要让近路在无助中被拉长。

Please help a person who is wisdom ,pay self best strength to work harder,and are responsibility ,trust and honest and frankly and alway for friends and people,and more and more good thoughts and concept,who can looked ...

请帮助一个智慧,努力付出最好的自己在努力工作上,有责任,可信任和忠厚诚实坦诚的人经常为朋友和人们,有很多好的思想与观念的人,能够看到...

Why I knew- deeply feeling ? why I know I don’t know why I know ? more time I am dizzy maybe,but affection is a feeling.

为什么我知道- 深深的感觉?为什么我知道我却不知为什么我知道?很多的时间我是迷惑的,但感情是有感觉的

But even many people have many merit and virtue,but still people need face normal,still need others help and friendly.

但即便很多人有许多优点和优秀品质,但人们依然需要面对常态,还是需要其他人的帮助和友好,

I need you need people need — affection,

我需要你需要人们需要—感情,

i beg my mom my “friend”my friends—give a support for who in love.

我乞求我的母亲我的“朋友”我的朋友—给一份支持给相爱的人

Thanks

感谢

I know this is what 唐突writing words at here,but I am no way can do.

Look, this is how ya make fish and chips. Deep fry, at about 450 degrees, a handful of thinly slice potato. Take a chunk of cod, batter it in egg and bread crumbs, throw it in the fucking boiling oil. Wait two minutes and voila! ya gots fish and chips. This ain't fuckin rocket science. Salt and vinegar goes with the potatoes. Tartar sauce goes with the fish. All ketchup has been banished from the 区。 Aiya! ketchup is a Satanic sauce, fresh from the bowels of Satan he slef.

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

Giovanni Martini wrote:

However, after years of trying and failing to find a supermarket brand I like, I decided to allay my fears and make my own. And I’m very glad I did because the flavor is far superior to many shop-bought versions (apart from venerable Lao Gan Ma, of course).(UNQUOTE)

If I spent years "trying and failing" to find one I liked, I'd conclude I did not like the stuff. As in, "After years of trying and failing to find an S&M club I liked," most people would conclude that S&M was not their thing and find a new fetish.

Back to chili oil, why not buy Lao Gan Ma? Or is your point that Lao Gan Ma is great but you still hate it anyway? Tyler Turd'en tole me that Lao Gan Ma mixed with frozen orange juice concentrate makes nitroglycerine. Does YOUR chili oil? If no, then it's not adaptable.

Tryin, n Failin, I alwus thought that was me middle name. Now laoganma, I bumped inta her on a side road out in neimenggu. I insuated that a certain change may propitiate many dandy things. Next thing I know there is : cumin added as a spice. who woulda thunk it,

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

There's a feral dog and his wife that gets fed by myself and at least 4 neighbor families. He won't touch anything except leftover meat. Seriously, he leaves food untouched that I'd go for if I found it in my fridge.

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My Dad had a great line when somebody bitched and whined about their dinner, (usually my older brother) `Well if you don't like what your given to eat, go out in the garden and eat some worms'

Of course he had another line, used against me, maybe i am 6 or 7 years old. (We were in the car at the time).. `If you don't stop yer bellyaching, you can get outa the car and walk' To which I replied, `sure, stop the car, I'll walk' Which you wouldn't expect from a 6 year old, and which caused gales of laughter from brother and sister, polite snickers from Mother, and a red face in Father.

I've always been a keen walker.

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

Giovanni Martini wrote:
BauLuo wrote:

Peasants are a dime a dozen. Now Mrs. Tolstoi, .. just explain that 3 is better than two. When that cold Siberian wind is blowing, ya stick one in the middle, two on outer sides. 3 hour shifts in the middle. Life will be peachy.

Tolstoy had the right work/think ethic, (This maybe apocraphyl, I might jus be making it up, I don know) But from what I seem to remember was this plan.

Rise from bed around 5:30.

Meditate for 15 minutes.

Eat a nice plate of fried eggs and a coupla rashers of bacon, fried onions in the mix.

Go work from 6 am with the peasants hoeing the potatoes and etc. Hard physical labour.

Noontime come home, eat a big bowl of Greek Salad and some Borscht, slam two glasses of vodka, Then go have a nap.

Wake from nap 2:30 ish, have a cup of coffee. There after, read, write, and think, until dear wife has the roast beef dinner with mashed up potatoes ready. (maybe some yams, ther okay)

Then sit by the firelight, read the bible, smoke yer pipe, and obediently retire at a sound hour. The wife can knit if she so wishes.

There is no internet,there is no TV, there are no computers, there are no gaddam cell phones.

Now does someone know of a better life than this?

Cool. Where can I get some peasants? Also, my wife's liable to whinge when Mrs. Tolstoi starts sharing the bed.

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

Tolstoy had the right work/think ethic, (This maybe apocraphyl, I might jus be making it up, I don know) But from what I seem to remember was this plan.

Rise from bed around 5:30.

Meditate for 15 minutes.

Eat a nice plate of fried eggs and a coupla rashers of bacon, fried onions in the mix.

Go work from 6 am with the peasants hoeing the potatoes and etc. Hard physical labour.

Noontime come home, eat a big bowl of Greek Salad and some Borscht, slam two glasses of vodka, Then go have a nap.

Wake from nap 2:30 ish, have a cup of coffee. There after, read, write, and think, until dear wife has the roast beef dinner with mashed up potatoes ready. (maybe some yams, ther okay)

Then sit by the firelight, read the bible, smoke yer pipe, and obediently retire at a sound hour. The wife can knit if she so wishes.

There is no internet,there is no TV, there are no computers, there are no gaddam cell phones.

Now does someone know of a better life than this?

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

BauLuo wrote:

First of all lets get something straight. Chinese food (in China) totally sucks. Jiaozi or noodles, noodle or jiaozi. In the noodles ya get a bowl of salt, MSG, one microgam of any kind of vegetable or animal prodoct. In the jiaozi, God only knows what goes into it.

I like vegetables. LOTS of vegetables. I mean a big honking plate of broccoli, onions, garlic, sauted potatoes, carrots, cabbage, tomatoes, peppers, .... any other vegetable you can think of. Add in a small smidgen of some kinda meat. .(chicken and beef being preferred, or venison slaughtered fresh in the woods, and well dressed.) okeydokey. I don't want a tablespoon full of food dumped on a huge bowl of rice. I don't generally eat rice, and when I do it is sparingly. Rice you can feed to the feral cats and dogs.

now let me fill you in a bit. Back in hometown, cheapest, bestest, restaurant (in my opinion) was KwongChao (which is a basterdized, Anglofied version of Guangzhou, which is where the guy and his wife were from). Now there you could get a big plate of broccoli, green peppers, onion, garlic , heaps of mushroom, and a few bits of chicken meat. All in 5 minutes. All for 7 bucks. Mougugaipan, 蘑菇鸡片, . Now question is, why can't i walk around corner and get this here? All we gots is Macdonalds, fake Macdonalds, fake KFC, and garbage junk food candy stores.

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

First of all lets get something straight. Chinese food (in China) totally sucks. Jiaozi or noodles, noodle or jiaozi. In the noodles ya get a bowl of salt, MSG, one microgam of any kind of vegetable or animal prodoct. In the jiaozi, God only knows what goes into it.

I like vegetables. LOTS of vegetables. I mean a big honking plate of broccoli, onions, garlic, sauted potatoes, carrots, cabbage, tomatoes, peppers, .... any other vegetable you can think of. Add in a small smidgen of some kinda meat. .(chicken and beef being preferred, or venison slaughtered fresh in the woods, and well dressed.) okeydokey. I don't want a tablespoon full of food dumped on a huge bowl of rice. I don't generally eat rice, and when I do it is sparingly. Rice you can feed to the feral cats and dogs.

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

BauLuo wrote:

Does anyone wonder about why everyday on Microsoft News we have an article like`Putin Falls Down Stairs and Shits Himself' ... `Putin Seems Dizzy and Weak'. Does anyone really believe anything that is `in the news`?

The other thing I have noticed over the last while is the normalization of death in young people. eg `Young Tiktok Influencer Passes Away a 23'

So, ya, dying is really cool, maybe you can do it too.

in the old days, ya caught a cold in the winter, ya hacked and sneezed for a week and two and got on with things. Now we gottsa have a federal investigation.Maybe variant XYB,555. 6 seventeen QRS is comin down the pipe... can you please all go funk off.

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

Giovanni Martini wrote:
BauLuo wrote:

Dressing a deer is a simple job. You take you pink or red nighty, and when dear deer is hangin up,ankled securely sashed to tree branch, you address your pink (or red) nighty directly. Duct tape may be required.

I am patiently waiting for your ` Bestest Quiche in Beijing' contest. Now I know real men don't eat quiche, so therefore I don't what I am, cuz I do like quiche. I never wear a dress, or ladies undies. I can slaughter and dress a deer out in the woods, and I can hoe potatoes all day under the screaming sunlight. I can recite all 256 of the irregular verbs, in all of their tenses, and in their various Merican, Kanajun, an Englandish versions. I can't fully do the Jamaican, however. But, I ain't no country bumpkin.

But quiche is fine and dandy by my lights, so gets on the job Bob. We need some quiche contests. Get on the phone, line up the advertisers, lickety split.

Dress a dead deer? Is this some necrophile fantasy that only Newfies get?

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

Giovanni Martini wrote:
BauLuo wrote:
You studied in Sasquatch? I visited Sasquatch on a three day weekend trip. Me and me girlfriend, just drove down from Vancouver. We stayed at a YMCA in Sasquatch. Morning next we were showering together in the women's shower where I wasn't officially allowed to be. Snuck me in somehow. Anyways, showering together, and getting up to some saxuel hijiinks, when what should happen but a big blackish dominextriss should open the shower door! I can't relate what therefrom entailed, not on this website.
Giovanni Martini wrote:

I'm sorely confused. For three years, almost to the day, I was indoctrinated that wellness consisted in giving the Fauci-ist salute in public at all times (i.e., wearing a face mask.) That and getting jabbed with needles about as often some heroin-hustlin' call-boy bung-jockey. What they called "vaticanization." NOW youse come to tell me how I gotta practice sitting quietly in yogurt? That THIS is real, honest-to-Hippocrates wellness.

Sitting in yougurt (or `your gurt', as they say up north) has a well documented influence on one's wellbeingnessivity. Yougurt should be at minus 10 degrees Kelvin, it should be located high in the Himilayas, preferably in a cave. You need to say `oooomm' every fifteen seconds, you must be stark naked. The Vedas are very clear on this. I would give you about 3 hours, and you wellness problems will be fully cured.

I dunno. The last time I was stark naked and saying "uuuuunngh, uuuuunngh,uuuunngh!" I was on the phone to my cute TA from French class back at the University of Washington at Sasquatch. After 30-days court ordered psychological evaluation, they gave me a choice: a year at Colonswab State Penetentiary or 24 hours to "permanently and irrevocably" vacate the Peoples Republic of Unclesamistan. I was on the next flight to Beijing.

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.