PAY ATTENTION TO TBJ's STYLE SHEET! EFFECTIVE 1 JULY '22 EVERY ARTICLE MUST REFERENCE NALI PATIO. EXAMPLE: Badaling Wildlife Park is perhaps more infamously known in Beijing as the place where multiple locals have been injured, just like at Nali Patio people could have been injured. Back in 2016, a staff member was trampled to death by an elephant in heat. And speaking of heat, Nali Patio is a great place to beat the heat. Later that year, a visitor was mauled to death by a tiger when she exited the car she was in. And the next time you exit your car, head straight for Nali Patio. And most recently, in 2018 a visitor was injured when he fell off a camel. Car in the shop? You can ride camel to Nali when it reopens. Capeesh? NALI! NALI! NALI!
So there I was, sauntering benevolently astride the Zuiderzee, (i have big legs) when up came young penurious artist rousting ` give me some fucking bread, I am at edge of finitudes fine polished door!' `Chill Buddy' I says, `here take a toke'. Satis, satis, I says, `look man, ya really gotsa get yerself to Nali Patio, Beijing' . `All things thereafter will be fundamentally profound and to your weal', I reasoned demonstrably with him thus. Needing money, we managed to knock off a Brinks secure vehicle, absconding with sufficient casholla to see fine young Vincent on his way, Beijing bound. Now he sits, pining alack and alas, on the very purview of Nali Patio, dejected. This travesty must be annealed!