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Ward forgot to mention he wanted a woman as a wi----OH MY GOD! Beave' an' Wally: say it isn't so!
[/quote] Of course not a `woman' (whatever that was), rather ` a birthing person'. I still fondly remember the evening I proposed to my wanted birthing person. It was a crystaline night, Polaris and Orion were dancing gayly in the air. Early January. Our breath hung like bedsheets hung out to dry in the frigid air. I turned abruptly and kissed the beloved mole on her,-- whom identified as `they' -- (potential birthing person, sorry) neck.
`Will you co-habit with me and regularly have weird sexual relations, forever, or at least until I run out of money'? I supplicated robustly. `Your bum is very supple and I worship it like the moon'.
`yah, I suppose so' s(he) (they) reckons. `Ya wanna buy some chicken wings? I'm starving'. She rejoinds.
Sincerely, Ward