I was thinking of opening a combo joint. A restaurant, public restroom, and beauty salon. I'd call it "Eat, S***, and Dye."
Would this suffice to render me "a prominent local expat?" I mean, why do a thing unless it gets you that craved distinction in TBJ? This culturally rich and incredibly diverse city has rendered me a cosmopolite who doesn't duck a challenge, so it's time to take my game to the next level, right?
You should come join the Dark Side
Seriously -- you're here all day already, might as well get paid for it!