Kick-Ass Pillows

Looking for a place to rest your head? Taobao’s hot new item is a “Big Ass Pillow.” There’s no need to be lonely anymore. Now all guys can cozy up to a well shaped butt, complete with accompanying black and pink thong. Like any good Chinese product this idea is taken from a Japanese company that offers a whole range of spots to lie down on.

Check out the more discrete Hip Cushion. This product comes with the warning “Touch with Care” and is said to last 12+ years.

If butts aren’t your thing, you can opt for the Japanese range which features the breast pillow, the lap pillow...

or for the more pickier of pillow enthusiasts, the maid lap pillow.

For more on the fame-ass pillows check out china-underground.com