Staycation, staycation?? Is this a neologism? I bin ttryna wrap my mind around it , Does it mean stay somewhere that you already are and do something different from what you normally do? And you give a name to it, and people pay money for this??? Gord only knows, somebody got rich offa pet rocks, And `The True Snot of Jeses'
Kids' CLUB? That's pretty medieval. Usually I just use a backhand across the mouth. Settles 'em right down.
Kids club, yeah me dad 'ad onna them out behind the barn. Any kids I don't know hereabouts, ya get to be enjoinded wi the club. So Dear old usta say. ( i think iif fuched the boots)
Yeah, well Caff is a drug I use, and use alot, but only when I am off the baijiu, which usually takes about a week to really come off of. Then after the shakes, delusions, delliriums, hallucinations, dread depression, and cold sweats,; then you have a dandy old sleep, ... the magic sleep I call it, (which may entail horrendous nightmares and and tossings and turnings) and you wake up and you is almost normal. I will leave it up to the neuroligists in the Beijinger audience to fill us in. And suddenly I wish to drag on a fag, suck down some Nestles Instant cafe and lidkety splick Bob is your uncle. Ba!
So we must not disrepute either the consumption, nor aquisition of any substance, including chocolate, obtained by Nestle. Hoppity scotch, budddy. (Lets see if this one will fly)
(Look youse guys ,,,, The code was M H 2 f P z 6 ) How funking blatant do you have to be?
[quote=BauL certainly, peduncle may have a botanicill meaning, in fact it does. nindtegeaee amakndfjajfd . //whecggd which are musimillfkajdfj more fragant
we really have to get a Monty Python show goin hear?
Now don't get distressed Beijinger folk, just because Dancing requires addressing peduncular thoughts. Now this is Ped Uncle li yer, to which I suggest you quizzen Gio,
However I wish to stress the word peduncular, which has manifest, manifold and many meanings , whiche youe maye alle perusee, kindlye ande softleye. Ba! e
I'm sorry. Earlier, I read perpendicular. Most every family gots a ped uncle. And he ain't welcome at no dances. Mr. Spragg, my junior high science teacher, tried to tell us peduncle means one-flowered or some such. He wanted to take us on field trips to go see such. Personally I thought it was just another "grooming" ploy on his part. Which is a loathsome practice, unless it's carried on by Muslims imported to the U.K., in which case it's a crime to talk about with an air of disapproval.
Thank you for writing all day long here. *good*
[/quote] Not all day at all. Takes about 20 minutes to get properly soused and collect my thoughts, then about ten minutes to write, depending on the profuseness, and rhetoricallness of my prose, and allusions that I refer to obliquely and a couple of etceteras. Not to mention the hiccups, and trips to the fridge to water down my baijiui. Ba.
[quote=BauL certainly, peduncle may have a botanicill meaning, in fact it does. nindtegeaee amakndfjajfd . //whecggd which are musimillfkajdfj more fragant
we really have to get a Monty Python show goin hear?
Now don't get distressed Beijinger folk, just because Dancing requires addressing peduncular thoughts. Now this is Ped Uncle li yer, to which I suggest you quizzen Gio,
However I wish to stress the word peduncular, which has manifest, manifold and many meanings , whiche youe maye alle perusee, kindlye ande softleye. Ba! e
I'm sorry. Earlier, I read perpendicular. Most every family gots a ped uncle. And he ain't welcome at no dances. Mr. Spragg, my junior high science teacher, tried to tell us peduncle means one-flowered or some such. He wanted to take us on field trips to go see such. Personally I thought it was just another "grooming" ploy on his part. Which is a loathsome practice, unless it's carried on by Muslims imported to the U.K., in which case it's a crime to talk about with an air of disapproval.
[/quote]
Thank you for writing all day long here.
~~“Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.” ~~.
[quote=BauL certainly, peduncle may have a botanicill meaning, in fact it does. nindtegeaee amakndfjajfd . //whecggd which are musimillfkajdfj more fragant
we really have to get a Monty Python show goin hear?
Now don't get distressed Beijinger folk, just because Dancing requires addressing peduncular thoughts. Now this is Ped Uncle li yer, to which I suggest you quizzen Gio,
However I wish to stress the word peduncular, which has manifest, manifold and many meanings , whiche youe maye alle perusee, kindlye ande softleye. Ba! e
I'm sorry. Earlier, I read perpendicular. Most every family gots a ped uncle. And he ain't welcome at no dances. Mr. Spragg, my junior high science teacher, tried to tell us peduncle means one-flowered or some such. He wanted to take us on field trips to go see such. Personally I thought it was just another "grooming" ploy on his part. Which is a loathsome practice, unless it's carried on by Muslims imported to the U.K., in which case it's a crime to talk about with an air of disapproval.
Now don't get distressed Beijinger folk, just because Dancing requires addressing peduncular thoughts. Now this is Ped Uncle li yer, to which I suggest you quizzen Gio,
However I wish to stress the word peduncular, which has manifest, manifold and many meanings , whiche youe maye alle perusee, kindlye ande softleye. Ba! e
I consorted with gem-you-whine Southern Babtists whilst I was Ozarking away at Fort Lost-in-the-Woods, Missouri. They literally and inerrantly proved to me how Skripsure forbids sex while standing up. Why? Because it might lead to dancing, and that's sinning. In fact, having read this, you should go wash your eyes with soap and water.
Well, I niver did me any Ozarking meself, bein Canadjun an all, but I did me level best shovellling chicken shit outa Leo the Greek's 'guys chicken barn and kicking up heels with Kallia his daughter. (now don't be tellin Leo)
Lert me state, from the outset, that I believe in the concept of reincarntion. I have had enough experiences, where I meet somone but I know that i alredcy know that person. Eyes meet. I know these eyes. We know each other., Doestn't happe often, but it does happen. And I am not an airy=fairy fluffy thingking kinda guy. But I can't denounce experience.
You cam put otsa pretty faces everywhere, but the real faces are the faces you have never Z174K1Hseen.
Now I once had a class once a time upon, with Professer Noel Dick. He had French desires. None- the less I thought , cherishe the childrin ba, likkity it split ba, get yer gender ya yaya' baby haha. Profess deeply, Now hoppitty hop to the Barbery shop, likkitey split , ba.
Yeah he was a great Professor, I tihnk he is online after JOE BIDEN LEADER OF THE WESTERN WORLD.
Now some, a few, that is, were paralytic, but most were figuring sums, that is, what is the loss and what is the gain of creatin a flase pnaammdmdndemic. The numbers came out well, and Bob was yer uncle.
Now I once had a class once a time upon, with Professer Noel Dick. He had French desires. None- the less I thought , cherishe the childrin ba, likkity it split ba, get yer gender ya yaya' baby haha. Profess deeply, Now hoppitty hop to the Barbery shop, likkitey split , ba.
Yeah he was a great Professor, I tihnk he is online after JOE BIDEN LEADER OF THE WESTERN WORLD.
aiya, tianya, first we gots people dying from a fake pandemic which don.t and never existed then we gots people with empty bookshelves, is the apocallisp nigh. ( remember `apocololisp' means inability to sibililantly be sibiilant. I think I have evaddd the bots, but it took some frankincense.
Now don't get distressed Beijinger folk, just because Dancing requires addressing peduncular thoughts. Now this is Ped Uncle li yer, to which I suggest you quizzen Gio,
However I wish to stress the word peduncular, which has manifest, manifold and many meanings , whiche youe maye alle perusee, kindlye ande softleye. Ba! e
Well they erased a coupla my squibs, don't know why, don't really care, but I will see what sorta gibberish I can come up with tonight. Lets talk about cysts, particularly them of the sebacious variety. . Cysts and dancing., ba! Now if you do like dancing, which I particularly do, but usually in the washroom and skipping about upon my non-cyst infested feet, you may none-the-less be inquisitve about cyst like situations, I an I can write seven more paragrphs. usiing subjencitve verbs ( I missed the semi colon there.... sorry} Now `cyst' sounds phonetically not too dissimilar to Sis. So, speaking quickly, I may say I have a Sis on my heel, I am unable to waltz. Which would put my Sis at a loss, when, with bemusement and chagrin the elder ladies of the village looked nosewise down! Ba!Now, lets return to the main topic, which are cysts of the sebacious quality. I had a big moother funker growin on me neck, and I just sliced the mother - franker (razor blade use employed) opened and spilled the guts of it into the sink. I squished it open and squeezed it like Tom Daley. Did I say Tom Dooley? My mamaries keep playin tricks on me. So fattish I can now lick them. This ain't good. This has in no was diminished my dancing ability, and I look forward to conversing with dead parrots. Ba! (And buying Cheese) Ba!
In a former life in Gallia Cisalpina, Assyrian assassains took a razor to my betwinned sisses Cecellia and Cilia. Were it not for the big stones on Sisyphus all had ended dolefully. Meself was in those times a sissyfied suck-spittle before Sula succored my spirits.
Is "dolefully" used correctly there? My Finnish factotum Faas says when he was on Universal Basic Income back home in Hell's Sink-y his life was dole-ful. Every thirty days, regular as you wish your ol' lady was. But then Faas has had a varied life. Mebbe you heard of him. Faas Ediifelton.
Seriously man, we gotta set up a Monty Pythonisd gig. What elst ya gonna fdo withzx hyer lifsxkkskse, question mark.?? ba! Does anyone really beliive Jol;en11 Buydung runs the ,,,
The other day we dropped a list of some of the city's best dance schools, but what if you're looking for something more?(unquote)
If you're looking for "something more," read the story on Li Yifeng BEFORE you make a move. If you don't, trouble'll be on you like pox on a baloney-pony's pet monkey.
Aiya, I thought Gio was on my `Kwiky sexxy sex sex hotline' but now I am disabused. I have my shoulders slummped. My legs are crossed. Gissellee said she could be there quickly. I tap my toe.
Well they erased a coupla my squibs, don't know why, don't really care, but I will see what sorta gibberish I can come up with tonight.
Lets talk about cysts, particularly them of the sebacious variety. . Cysts and dancing., ba! Now if you do like dancing, which I particularly do, but usually in the washroom and skipping about upon my non-cyst infested feet, you may none-the-less be inquisitve about cyst like situations, I an I can write seven more paragrphs. usiing subjencitve verbs ( I missed the semi colon there.... sorry}
Now `cyst' sounds phonetically not too dissimilar to Sis. So, speaking quickly, I may say I have a Sis on my heel, I am unable to waltz. Which would put my Sis at a loss, when, with bemusement and chagrin the elder ladies of the village looked nosewise down! Ba!
Now, lets return to the main topic, which are cysts of the sebacious quality.
I had a big moother funker growin on me neck, and I just sliced the mother - franker (razor blade use employed) opened and spilled the guts of it into the sink. I squished it open and squeezed it like Tom Daley. Did I say Tom Dooley? My mamaries keep playin tricks on me. So fattish I can now lick them. This ain't good.
This has in no was diminished my dancing ability, and I look forward to conversing with dead parrots. Ba! (And buying Cheese) Ba!
I have this ponderous proclivity to not say something that I believe to be untrue. This may have arisen from my upbringing as a fundamentalist Christian, but I don't know. My good friend, saddly passed away, raised with Brethren In Christ missionary parents in the foothills of the Himalayays, yayaya, could lie to anybody about anything, but I couldn't lie to anybody about anything, not even the bank manager. He said one time, `listen, Bao Luo, (though that wasn't my name then, nor now, in fact I have half dozen of names, none of which I really like), `iffen ya can just learn to lie properly, ya can do shitloads of stuff! Ya got a brain ya can be a politiian, though ya don't need a brain for that, just a smiley face) But I never fonking learned how to lie properly. I do have a new mattress on order from Taobao. Maybe help me lie, should I say `lay' better.
Listen folk, occassionly the eating of ribs requires the frog marching of denizins to nearby rib eating joints. Now frog-marching is not too difficult and the imposition of it even less so. It mostly relies on the activation of bum force, applied stategicaly. Right knee, right bum cheek; left knee left, left bum cheek. Easy peasy,
I used to traffic in signs. Some were egregious, some were occult. A liittle pink painted elbow, who knows what that can mean?
But there I was, Saturday night, 1 am, selling out me signs, two bucks a pop, my pentagrams were the hottest, but I managed to sell off a few copies of Mister Manly P Halls book. Mostly surrepticiously ensconed unbeknowningstly in passerby's back pocket. A cat meaowed silently and a nearby rook chirmed. Using the A flat scale. Hairy Mary popped by and stuck her pinky finger in that funny little pocket we all have.
Staycation, staycation?? Is this a neologism? I bin ttryna wrap my mind around it , Does it mean stay somewhere that you already are and do something different from what you normally do? And you give a name to it, and people pay money for this??? Gord only knows, somebody got rich offa pet rocks, And `The True Snot of Jeses'
I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.
I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.
Yeah, well Caff is a drug I use, and use alot, but only when I am off the baijiu, which usually takes about a week to really come off of. Then after the shakes, delusions, delliriums, hallucinations, dread depression, and cold sweats,; then you have a dandy old sleep, ... the magic sleep I call it, (which may entail horrendous nightmares and and tossings and turnings) and you wake up and you is almost normal. I will leave it up to the neuroligists in the Beijinger audience to fill us in. And suddenly I wish to drag on a fag, suck down some Nestles Instant cafe and lidkety splick Bob is your uncle. Ba!
So we must not disrepute either the consumption, nor aquisition of any substance, including chocolate, obtained by Nestle. Hoppity scotch, budddy. (Lets see if this one will fly)
(Look youse guys ,,,, The code was M H 2 f P z 6 ) How funking blatant do you have to be?
I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.
Thank you for writing all day long here. *good*
[/quote] Not all day at all. Takes about 20 minutes to get properly soused and collect my thoughts, then about ten minutes to write, depending on the profuseness, and rhetoricallness of my prose, and allusions that I refer to obliquely and a couple of etceteras. Not to mention the hiccups, and trips to the fridge to water down my baijiui. Ba.
I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.
[/quote]
Thank you for writing all day long here.
~~“Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.” ~~.
I'm sorry. Earlier, I read perpendicular. Most every family gots a ped uncle. And he ain't welcome at no dances. Mr. Spragg, my junior high science teacher, tried to tell us peduncle means one-flowered or some such. He wanted to take us on field trips to go see such. Personally I thought it was just another "grooming" ploy on his part. Which is a loathsome practice, unless it's carried on by Muslims imported to the U.K., in which case it's a crime to talk about with an air of disapproval.
[/quote]
I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.
I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.
Lert me state, from the outset, that I believe in the concept of reincarntion. I have had enough experiences, where I meet somone but I know that i alredcy know that person. Eyes meet. I know these eyes. We know each other., Doestn't happe often, but it does happen. And I am not an airy=fairy fluffy thingking kinda guy. But I can't denounce experience.
I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.
I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.
Now some, a few, that is, were paralytic, but most were figuring sums, that is, what is the loss and what is the gain of creatin a flase pnaammdmdndemic. The numbers came out well, and Bob was yer uncle.
I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.
The moon is past full. It is waning. I pay attention to th moon,mofo! don try an funk wi me.
I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.
Now I once had a class once a time upon, with Professer Noel Dick. He had French desires. None- the less I thought , cherishe the childrin ba, likkity it split ba, get yer gender ya yaya' baby haha. Profess deeply, Now hoppitty hop to the Barbery shop, likkitey split , ba.
Yeah he was a great Professor, I tihnk he is online after JOE BIDEN LEADER OF THE WESTERN WORLD.
I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.
aiya, tianya, first we gots people dying from a fake pandemic which don.t and never existed then we gots people with empty bookshelves, is the apocallisp nigh. ( remember `apocololisp' means inability to sibililantly be sibiilant. I think I have evaddd the bots, but it took some frankincense.
I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.
Now don't get distressed Beijinger folk, just because Dancing requires addressing peduncular thoughts. Now this is Ped Uncle li yer, to which I suggest you quizzen Gio,
However I wish to stress the word peduncular, which has manifest, manifold and many meanings , whiche youe maye alle perusee, kindlye ande softleye. Ba! e
I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.
I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.
Aiya, I thought Gio was on my `Kwiky sexxy sex sex hotline' but now I am disabused. I have my shoulders slummped. My legs are crossed. Gissellee said she could be there quickly. I tap my toe.
I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.
Well they erased a coupla my squibs, don't know why, don't really care, but I will see what sorta gibberish I can come up with tonight.
Lets talk about cysts, particularly them of the sebacious variety. . Cysts and dancing., ba! Now if you do like dancing, which I particularly do, but usually in the washroom and skipping about upon my non-cyst infested feet, you may none-the-less be inquisitve about cyst like situations, I an I can write seven more paragrphs. usiing subjencitve verbs ( I missed the semi colon there.... sorry}
Now `cyst' sounds phonetically not too dissimilar to Sis. So, speaking quickly, I may say I have a Sis on my heel, I am unable to waltz. Which would put my Sis at a loss, when, with bemusement and chagrin the elder ladies of the village looked nosewise down! Ba!
Now, lets return to the main topic, which are cysts of the sebacious quality.
I had a big moother funker growin on me neck, and I just sliced the mother - franker (razor blade use employed) opened and spilled the guts of it into the sink. I squished it open and squeezed it like Tom Daley. Did I say Tom Dooley? My mamaries keep playin tricks on me. So fattish I can now lick them. This ain't good.
This has in no was diminished my dancing ability, and I look forward to conversing with dead parrots. Ba! (And buying Cheese) Ba!
I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.
I have this ponderous proclivity to not say something that I believe to be untrue. This may have arisen from my upbringing as a fundamentalist Christian, but I don't know. My good friend, saddly passed away, raised with Brethren In Christ missionary parents in the foothills of the Himalayays, yayaya, could lie to anybody about anything, but I couldn't lie to anybody about anything, not even the bank manager. He said one time, `listen, Bao Luo, (though that wasn't my name then, nor now, in fact I have half dozen of names, none of which I really like), `iffen ya can just learn to lie properly, ya can do shitloads of stuff! Ya got a brain ya can be a politiian, though ya don't need a brain for that, just a smiley face) But I never fonking learned how to lie properly. I do have a new mattress on order from Taobao. Maybe help me lie, should I say `lay' better.
I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.
Listen folk, occassionly the eating of ribs requires the frog marching of denizins to nearby rib eating joints. Now frog-marching is not too difficult and the imposition of it even less so. It mostly relies on the activation of bum force, applied stategicaly. Right knee, right bum cheek; left knee left, left bum cheek. Easy peasy,
I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.
I used to traffic in signs. Some were egregious, some were occult. A liittle pink painted elbow, who knows what that can mean?
But there I was, Saturday night, 1 am, selling out me signs, two bucks a pop, my pentagrams were the hottest, but I managed to sell off a few copies of Mister Manly P Halls book. Mostly surrepticiously ensconed unbeknowningstly in passerby's back pocket. A cat meaowed silently and a nearby rook chirmed. Using the A flat scale. Hairy Mary popped by and stuck her pinky finger in that funny little pocket we all have.
I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.