Love this part:
When you are able to communicate with your wife, just do what she tells you. If she says to give her all of your money for real estate, don’t hesitate. In fact, you will do well by turning over all of your money to her. (It will do much better than the load of Washington Mutual stock that you'll buy the day before the bank tanks.) Just don’t piss her off, as she’s a black belt and doesn’t suffer fools lightly.