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Is there any group like Mensa for folks who are obnoxiously proud of their EQ? You know, "I compassion so much more deeply than the commun run of humanity." "I am profoundly humanitarian." "The only way to be is to inter-be."
[/quote] There is indeed a way to measure one's EQ. It works like this. You take off all your clothes. You stick you left hand fore-finger on yer nose. ya take yer right hand fore-finger, stick it in you left side earhole.(this may take some dexterity) Ya stand on yer left foot and hop around, counter clockwise, shouting ` I love everyone'. Calculate the number of counter-cloctwise circum-hoppings completed, divide by your bodily mass index, how white your skin is (counted in nanojoules), and there you have it your EQ.