Not everyone is a master of anal play like you, or maybe it is a cant that runs in your family?
I wish you get your Xmas gift this year wrapped in your own streaming red packet then, your hardworking ass deserves it
Old enough to forget to include the "r"? Maybe get yourself a pair of presbyopic glasses this time for 11.11?
"Streaming red packet" (unquote)
Now use the word in a sentence, "When my neighbor parked in my spot, I dropped trousers and left a steaming red packet on his BMW's hood!"
I thought to feign ignorance were more humorous. A streaming red packet suggests anal bleeding. Are you warped enough to find cancer of the colon or non-consensual sodomy amusing? Maybe get yourself a psychiatric intervention by this time tomorrow, ho-kay your Royal Redass?