Nah. Not even close. Last night, I got me two feet of lead pipe. I put adhesive tape around one end for a non-slip handle. Then I filled the far end with powdered lead. THAT, O my brothers, is far and away Beijinbg's finest new club.
Key question... Is Giovanni Martini the most tedious and least funny troll yet on TheBeijinger.com?
Perhaps, but he's the only troll on the Beijinger right now, so that makes him our troll.