I have to admit, I did once eat Joe's Pizza. It was 3 am, Joe was passed out on the floor, Hairy Mary was on the couch, The whole rest of the gang was strewn about. There was a coupla slices sitting on counter top. With pineapple of all god-forsaken things. I gobbled em down, washed with about 3 half drunk beer bottles I managed to find without cigarette butts in them. Desparate times, desparate measures, I rationalized.
Beer without ciggie butts is like burgers without meat, a day without a COVID test, a raison without etre.
Well yeah, actually after I gobbled down Joe's Pizza I found a box of raisons, sun dried an organic I believe, but I couldn't find any f*cjking d'etre, Finally it was found, stashed under the sink, next to the baby wipes.