So there was Sam, Sam, Hairy and Job. Hairy was an hairy man an he liked his mess of pottage he did. Sam (the second) bounced , younger brother of Hairy, jocundly and profusely thereabouts. How this ends we all know, except for the first Sam, whom by reports retired to solitude somewhere in Tibet.
Enter the evil communinatrix below. likedty split buddy.